Thursday, July 10, 2014

Make A Guy Break Up With You

Relationships don't always work out. But sometimes they can be hard to end. You are no longer interested. He is still in love. There is no need to suffer any longer. With a few smart tactics, you will soon be single again.


Instructions


1. Give him reason to leave you. Analyze your current relationship. What does your boyfriend like about you? What doesn't he like? Accentuate the negative. Eliminate the positive. Don't mess with anything in between. You want to become the most irritating person you can be to your boyfriend. Phone calls and emails are a great place to start.


2. Break a date at the last-minute. Arrange to meet him somewhere. Let him sit there for 20 minutes. Call him on his cell and tell him something came up. If he questions you, hang up. If he calls again, don't answer the phone. Let him email you. The first few will be "accidentally" deleted. If he persists, email him back, though not on purpose. Write an email to your best friend. She must be someone your boyfriend knows. Your message should be a litany of complaints about your boyfriend. Send it to your boyfriend by "mistake."


3. If you are still seeing your guy, make arrangements to go out. Tell him you want to talk. Make sure it is an expensive place. You want him to spend as much money as possible. The restaurant should be as far away as possible. Tell him you are working late. You will need to meet him at the restaurant. The working late excuse also guarantees that he can't come there straight from work. It will be inconvenient. You want him to have to make a special trip. Make the reservation unusually late.


4. Don't show up. Do not call in advance. Extreme rudeness is essential. If necessary, enlist the help of your friends or co-workers. Be prepared if he shows up at your office. Leave instructions to have him kept in a waiting area. Have your colleagues whisper something like, "I thought she broke up with him." Be in a meeting or on a break. If he visits your home later, do not answer the door. Turn up the music. Turn on the shower. He should break up with you pretty soon.